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4/25/96
"Thank God it's on tape!" [wav]
- -Ken, in obvious sarcasm 4/20/96
"Ah, for future reference, if any of you are ever planning on spending eight hours on a Saturday, ah, locked in a room with 300 nerds taking a multiple choice test, ah, I just wanna strongly advise against it." [wav]
- -Jove
from the Italy trip
3/16/96
"Can you say, 'International Beer Goggles?'"
- -Morgan
"Yeah, that was cool, like, when we STOPPED singing..."
- -Ken 3/15/96
"It's just like America, except with more garish backpacks."
- -Morgan 3/13/96
Good dinner last night
Only one thing was missing
I need a new heart - -hiaku by Morgan
3/12/96
"I'm currently digesting things that are currently digesting."
- -Morgan, after eating three live fishies, and a mussel
"I have stinkage problems."
- -Morgan, aka 'Ultraman'
(and now, THE quote of our trip...) "Hey, let's not do anything before we sit around and talk for a while..."
- -Ken (of course)
"... and heck, you're Italian students, and that's pretty neat."
- -Ken, as we sit in a panel in front of a school of high school studenti
3/11/96
"MY NAME is KEN."
- -Ken, to a set of high school students, when we were asked, "Ok,
fellas, say something about yourselves."
"I never knew I was multiorgasmic..."
- -Jon, after The Big Wrap
"It's like a big hug."
- -Ken, about The Big Wrap
"Ohjesuschrist, it's a CHICKEN!!"
- -Duke, about the flaming turkey, course # 7 3/10/96
"Disco on the field! Penalty fifteen yards!"
"Delay of culture evolving!" - -Scott & Morgan, after Morgan's dance number in the middle of 'Rhythm'
"They can't even serve PIZZA in one course!"
- -Michele 3/9/96
"They're like us!"
- -Ken, about the Italians, after they bust into song on the bus to
Ascoli
3/8/96
"Do tenors count as carry on items?"
- -Jon
- -Ken
3/6/96"I wanna wear a sign, 'I am capable of thanking people on our album.'"
- -Ken 3/5/96
"This is the first song off my new rectum!"
- -Chris 3/1/96
"You can discuss anal sex pretty much anywhere in Sharples, but the difference is, if you're here, you're serious about it; if you're in the big room, you're joking."
- -Jon, in the Middle Room